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[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

One time the company big boss did a speech telling us how we could all learn a thing or two from his protégé, and clapped him on the shoulder.

If big boss had spent more time in the office, he'd have known that Mr Protégé spent most of his working hours playing ping-pong with Big Boss's trophy-wife.

[-] StThicket@reddthat.com 33 points 1 year ago

So ping-pong is an euphemism for sex? Or was he literally playing ping-pong?

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I just remembered the pattycake scene in Roger Rabbit.

[-] maniel@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] reverendsteveii@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Oooh the agony

Oh the shame

To make his privates public for a game

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

You could argue that he wasn't wrong.

this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2023
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