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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 30 points 1 year ago

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[-] demonquark@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago
[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

but the rich are made out of plastic, no?

[-] ArcticLynx@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

plastic is unhealthy to eat

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The meat might be tender, but if they're US billionaires they'll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

[-] huge_clock@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Eat the rich -> you be one the next richest -> get eaten

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

And it grows saplings instantly

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

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