Anyways, any one ever tells you they’re Asartu, they’re either the dumbest person on the planet or a Nazi, there are no exceptions.

I mean over here you can't have a blot without splattering blood on ten Antifas but ok bud.

Not getting into its explicit endorsement of chattel slavery and might makes right rules of conquest,

...par for the course for its historical context. I could now go on and talk about the Frankish genocide against the Saxons in the name of Christ but let's just agree that it's currentyear , ok?

or even the human sacrifice,

Sacrificial rites differed a lot between regions. While Swedes probably did sacrifice humans (presumably volunteers) at the same time Icelanders were putting out a pot of porridge.

the only credible source we have of a “Viking funeral,” witnessed and recorded by an Arabic traveler, recounts the gang rape and murder of a slave woman as part of the ritual, and ends with a naked, presumably expendable Kievan Rus man running from the pyre covering his ass so spirits don’t get in it.

Yes because Muslim accounts of pagans are always 110% accurate. Noone back then ever embellished anything, or made stuff up. Also wtf has that to do with anything current.

Go be a druid or a witch or something, damn, at least when they make shit up about dead religions with no actual surviving belief structure

Now if no mythology about the Aesir was left you would have a point. Go read the Edda.

it’s not always a cover for white supremacy.

"always"? Maybe where you are. Like about the worst you can say about the Ásatrúarfélagið without putting your foot in your mouth that they once were quite conservative and e.g. opposed abortion.