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[-] SVcross@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

If we are not to be fucking the homies in the ass, why is my anus shaped like my homies dick?

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Pooping is gay. We can’t get to heaven if we poop.

That’s why I’ve been holding it for 30 years.

Don’t be a heretic.

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I talked to some guys the other day, and somehow the conversation shifted to what i think about bidets, because i have two at home. I said i liked them, and think they are really good. Everyone looked at me a bit skeptical, and the general question was: why not just use toilet paper.
I said that when you accidentally touch dog poop or something, you don't take a piece of paper, clean it sloppily and that's good enough until the next shower. One guy bow was really confused what the shower has to do with anything. I said that's when you clean your ass. They all agreed that cleaning your ass in the shower is pretty gay.

My favourite part of this story is that in a conversation before the guy kinda complained that his wife doesn't like to give blowjobs. What a shocker mr. Poopy butthole.
Also that's how i found out i'm gay, and it's pretty good, go take the gayest shit in the world.

And clean your butthole

this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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