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What do you think guys (history-computer.com)

submitted 2 years ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I prefer SQL, because you can pronounce it "sequel" or "es-cue-ell", and it's fine. CSS just doesn't have that kind of flexibility as a language.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

CSS also pisses me off because it clearly doesn't cascade... to contrast SQL is a language, it is used for querying... and it's structured horribly. Please for the love of God let me FROM foo WHERE bar SELECT baz

[–] techognito@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have also heard some say "school"

[–] inspxtr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i’m leaning towards “skull” tho

[–] techognito@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"I dropped a table with skull"

it has a nice ring to it