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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[-] Crit_D@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

I came to Lemmy as a substitute for Reddit, and I'm impressed at how little time it took to reach the high-quality posts that Reddit was known for.

[-] megane_kun@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's not just OPs strange and mysterious predicament that has made this thread epic, but also the genuine efforts of some of us to help OP in the midst of wild, off the wall, guessing.

And then there's the misplaced reply that ended up in the perfect place.

And I'm glad to have seen it first hand.

[-] BingoBangoBongo@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

High quality shit posts

[-] hare_ware@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

This, by definition, is not a shit post.

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's a not-shit post.

[-] zurohki@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Your comment made me put down my phone and laugh out loud until someone came and checked that I was alright.

[-] Tgfgfc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

☝️🤓☝️

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