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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shut up shut up shut up!

Please don't give people stupid ideas

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What we need is a paradigm shift in how we empower synergy between product lines through utilization of emerging technologies and strategic acquisitions to improve our KPIs across the platform.

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 3 points 2 years ago

Your anus is moving but I don't get a thing of what you speak.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Ever heard of justified homicide? :)