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Please don't kill my plot hook
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The "What the dm planned/what the players do" meme reminded me of this instance from a few months back while I one-shotted in a campaign break.
Player Wizard: "I just can't believe that an evil wizard managed to permanently polymorph you and six other wizards into sheep, all at the same time!"
NPC: "If the Ranger had been any hungrier it would have been seven."