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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Eudaimonia@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Found it dead in my dishes

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

I want one!

Don't worry, you already have more than one, probably hiding in the walls.

Unless you live in a high rise building...

[-] Turun@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

They probably have two, regardless of where they live. Unless they are in a wheelchair.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

When I lived in a concrete high-rise, I never saw any centipedes. Now that I reside in a mostly wood/drywall house, I've seen at least three.

I lived in that high-rise for ~4 years, I've lived in this house for ~1 year.

I do what I can to leave the centipedes alone so they can do their thing. We also have spiders, which are all considered bro's in our home.

[-] Turun@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

It was a joke on

…And they can detach their legs? I want one!

The "one" can refer to both a leg, as well as a complete centipede.

I realize the joke didn't land at all. Oh well!

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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