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What's your houses equivalent of a poop knife.
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Reminds me of the joke I heard from the TV series Chernobyl. From memory:
Q: What weighs 2 tons, emits lots of smoke and noise and cuts apples into 3 pieces?
A: A Soviet machine designed to cut apples into 4 pieces.
"What's big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shitload of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces?"
"A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!"
Thanks!! I was sure I butchered it.
haha I was thinking about the same :D