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[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 59 points 1 year ago

This is why "/s" was invented, no matter how silly it might seem.

Because human skulls are thick af.

[-] Veltoss@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago

They're actually quite thin, like a shark's smooth skin.

[-] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's the brain that is smooth tbh, not the skin

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I believe it's actually very scratchy. Like sandpaper.

[-] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No no you're wrong, every surgeon I know said it's smooth as silk.

[-] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I use human brains to finish off my woodworking. They're very coarse, like sandpaper

[-] ech@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Skin as thin as their skulls are thick.

[-] essteeyou@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

No, they're thick from all angles.

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