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[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 94 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm completely baffled that these people couldn't recognize the troll after two responses. Even worse, they continued after the book post. I have to assume they were also going along with the troll for a laugh. They can not be this incredibly dense.

[–] xeekei@lemm.ee 59 points 2 years ago (6 children)

This is why "/s" was invented, no matter how silly it might seem.

Because human skulls are thick af.

[–] Veltoss@lemmy.world 82 points 2 years ago (3 children)

They're actually quite thin, like a shark's smooth skin.

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It's the brain that is smooth tbh, not the skin

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I believe it's actually very scratchy. Like sandpaper.

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[–] ech@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Skin as thin as their skulls are thick.

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

No, they're thick from all angles.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

It's funnier this way.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

After a commentor stated that Planned Parenthood only uses a tiny bit of their budget for abortions, I linked this:

https://www.theonion.com/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex-1819572640

The number of lemmings who thought I was serious... jesus.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

The fuck? This is completely messed up. I cannot agree with the bullshit "facts" stated in this article. 8 billion only netted 8 million terminated unborn lives? Almost $1000 per is definitely not "efficient."

Lemme know when you get below $100 per.

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[–] blivet@artemis.camp 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’m old enough to have been an adult when the internet was first opened up to the general public. I remember guides to writing email that stressed that you should be careful using irony or sarcasm, that the tone was very difficult to convey. I don’t know what it could be, but there seems to be something about online communication that makes it next to impossible to use such devices.

[–] technojamin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It’s because sarcasm is usually indicated with vocal intonations, which is lost in text.

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[–] deikoepfiges_dreirad@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

/s takes any grain of humour of of everything. Ambiguity is an important part of communication.

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is an interrogation technique: make a presumptive statement, and try to be wrong about it. People will jump out of their skin to correct you, even when they're coached to not answer questions (but honestly it's really hard for people not to answer questions).

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm convinced! Sharks are smooth

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[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 28 points 2 years ago (5 children)
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[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This proves two things:

  1. Internet arguments are pointless.
  2. Playing dumb on the Internet and refusing to admit the bit under any circumstances is hilarious.
[–] mod@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You forgot one more point:

  1. Sharks are smooth.
[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Duh, everyone knows that.

I promise you, sharks are as smooth as freshly shaven legs of a plastic doll, or my name isn't Margot Elise Robbie.

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[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This made me laugh SO hard, I just... I don't know even why.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Because it is a comedic reflection of what is happening right now with certain people insisting misinformation is fact and true despite all evidence to the contrary. (Eg: trump won, vaccines kill, ETc.)

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Captain Picard as he finally exits Branson's torture chamber: "Shark skin... is NOT smooth as hell!"

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a feeling that I've just lost several hundred braincells

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Now your brain is smooth as a shark, as they say

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (10 children)

I wish there was a way to automatically block any account that posts one of these super shitty tall images

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[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Post of the century.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just don't even know how they think this joke is suppose to work while explaining sharks skin is rough to the touch.

"Smooth looking lions that feel rough when you touch them are eating me."

Like, wtf man, why not explain that you cant talk while under water while getting eaten by sharks.

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