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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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Who is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?
Captain Mom:
Captain Mommy:
Q: But you’re a mommy to this crew!
Janeway: 🙄
What about Dax?
Space mistress
Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast
I figured it was Sulu lol
Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Threats to Send You to Military Boarding School
Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle
Harriman: Captain Cameron
Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)