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Eyebrows are mustaches for your eyes.
(lemmy.world)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archive books have an entire country of people whose eyebrows grow very long. I guess that would qualify as eye beards