Mustaches are mouthbrows
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Eyebrows are Eyestaches
If you have a unibrow is that your face's moustache?
For real. If you have a monobrow, its the same line than on the mustache
Eyelashes? Soul patches.
Now I wish I had eye beards so I could have eye goatees.
Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archive books have an entire country of people whose eyebrows grow very long. I guess that would qualify as eye beards
I really wish I could swirl them like a manly moustache.
I could probably do this, if I stopped trimming them...
Try harder damnit!
Correct. Mine are handlebars.
But are mustaches below your nose or above your lips?? hmmm
Wouldn’t they be toupés or hair pieces?