A barkbark obviously.
Spotted or crested?
A little known fact, the barkbark vulgaris can actually be created or spotted, it depends on the blood type of the carcass used for its nest.
African or European? How fast is it while gripping a coconut by the husk?
For the confused like me: I just searched for it and barkbarks are not a thing. (That means they were not until now.)
Because it’s not on the internets, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
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A barkbark obviously.
Spotted or crested?
A little known fact, the barkbark vulgaris can actually be created or spotted, it depends on the blood type of the carcass used for its nest.
African or European? How fast is it while gripping a coconut by the husk?
For the confused like me: I just searched for it and barkbarks are not a thing. (That means they were not until now.)
Because it’s not on the internets, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.