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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I wish them the eternal feeling that they need to poop really badly that goes away with a tiny fart when they sit on the toilet. When they do finally poop, I hope it's uncomfortably girthy and sharp to the point of being paralyzing and it only happens when the nurse calls them back into the doctor's office for their appointment to address this exact issue. Then, I hope every car they get into to go home and clean themselves off has a dodgy throttle and only blasts hot, humid air.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You've farted quite a portrait, I must say

[–] quaddo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey, uh, I speak a little French. You're an assbite; pardon my French.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Love ya, cya tomorrow :)

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

So, celiac disease.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Then when they finally get all cleaned up and start feeling more comfortable Lucifer shows up again with his rusty rebar dildo