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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 86 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Interesting that all 3 will fuck you at some point tho

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So that's how the air filter got in my rectum! Case closed boys.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, some of us could really use an air filter up there.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't think it'll stop ass gas

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Definitely not, but it might make it less toxic for everyone else. Like a catalytic converter for your anus.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh my god. A butt plug that contains something that breaks down the fart smell. From what I can tell the stink component of farts (hydrogen sulfide) can react with a carbon catalyst and oxygen to produce elemental sulphur and water. So you just need a butt plug with an activated charcoal filter plus something to bind the sulphur to eliminate the smell. Even better, because your fart is passing through the chambers of the butt plug there will be no noise. So every fart will be silent and stinkless.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 years ago

It's worth a try, depending on relative dimensions and lube supply 🤷

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean... That's not what it's for?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 years ago

It can be a little bit for that, as a treat.

[–] superguy@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

Good reddit humor.