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Easy thing to fix, just look at this cheat sheet:
Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
O'Brien=most powerful man in the universe, suffers
Garak=simple tailor
~~Tuvix=don't talk about tuvix~~
Morn=chatterbox, talks a lot
Gorn=big lizard
Gorn+Morn+Rom=three amigos
Also they're all played by Jeffery Combs
I've seen a Star Trek or two and this checks out
I've never checked whether we have a side-bar ~~here~~ over at Risa, but I think this belongs on it, if that's a thing.
Edit: I got a little lost. I think I might have granted this post honorary Risa Memedom accidentally, too.
Maybe on Risa lol
Oh. Apparently Risa is leaking.
Also, good job Memes for breaking into my dedicated Risa feed!
Lol we are slowly breaching containment
Resistance is futule
I think the Borg's spellcheck broke lol
Ha!!
I'll leave it as a way Homer would spell it.
And the biggest rule is that no one, even those who know Star Wars, know what's going on
We're all as clueless as you are
Live long and may the force be with you
Thank you Obi-Wan ... you were my only hope
You forgot that Janeway will sterilize a quadrant to get coffee
Very good point
Also, Kirk: makes Riker look celebate, and at the same time somehow makes Picard look like a "level-headed diplomat"
Edit: I would say that Riker is hornier than Kirk, but Kirk contemplated fucking a Horta (in one of the books). I'm pretty sure Riker never thought about trying to fuck a Sapient Lava Slug.
I didn't need to know that but now i need to know if that was in one of the shatner books