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[–] youRFate@feddit.de 75 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lol that’s like saying kidnapping is okay bc people enjoy the view out of the backwindow of the van.

Apart from his statistics being bullshit obviously.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

No, you don't understand. There's also free candy.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Contrary to popular belief, there usually isn't any candy at all.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

But there will be puppies, right?

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

throw in some kittens and you've got yourself a deal.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

In neckbeard russia, you are kitten.

[–] PixxlMan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ooh! I was worried and having second thoughts... But this changes everything!