O_o they also have an RFID card that you can use like a regular key, so that doesn't track.

No, but they do gate keep what can/can't be installed on their phone quite aggressively.

That's why there isn't a single torrent client for iOS, for example.

I actually got a refund of all my donations for some reason.

WTF is the L?!

How does everyone else seem to know what it is?

I too am currently donating through GitHub. Let me know if that needs to change.

What percentage cut does only fans take?

Ditto. Mine sat with me and worked through what would sound good to HR. Waste of both our time.