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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

Did you, perhaps, eat the onion?

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He used the onion as a suppository.

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