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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
(www.theonion.com)
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Great Satire Writing:
They do actually rewrite it slightly each time they repost it, even though the title is the same
They just change the date, city, number of victims, and then change the fake person's name for the quote. The rest stays exactly the same.
Yes, that's how all news sites do it now
But in this case it's part of the point of the repeating article that the article is nearly identical every time