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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (www.theonion.com)

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[–] moody 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Comparing it to cars just makes it even more obvious. You need a license to drive one. If your eyesight is too bad, they won't let you drivr. Your doctor can advise against you driving for many reasons and your license gets revoked.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also you need insurance which I think would be great for any gun owner anywhere.

[–] Moneo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also, y'know, cars kill and maim a crazy amount of people and we should be trying to get rid of as many of them too.

[–] moody 1 points 2 years ago

I agree, but at the very least, cars aren't designed with the specific purpose of killing people.