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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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Comparing it to cars just makes it even more obvious. You need a license to drive one. If your eyesight is too bad, they won't let you drivr. Your doctor can advise against you driving for many reasons and your license gets revoked.
Also you need insurance which I think would be great for any gun owner anywhere.
Also, y'know, cars kill and maim a crazy amount of people and we should be trying to get rid of as many of them too.
I agree, but at the very least, cars aren't designed with the specific purpose of killing people.
I agree, you can take someone's car away for several reasons, but don't you dare take their murder devices.