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[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 190 points 1 year ago

Absolutely no chance this ever happened.

What the hell are these people on? Huffing Mercury?

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 year ago

Not to mention that a property like this likely costs hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to maintain and pay tax on, if not milliona

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 57 points 1 year ago

And this picture isn't even real.

[-] hiddengoat@kbin.social 42 points 1 year ago

It's a fucking parody account.

Feel shame.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 year ago

So this isn't a lunatic then... also not on LinkedIn...

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

That is correct and I hope the mods stick to keeping this place exclusively for real posts. "Close enough" makes places homogenous

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

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lemmy guess. that 101 guy that sucks at existing?

[-] hiddengoat@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

It's a fucking parody account.

Use brain more.

[-] TheMauveAvenger@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Reddit was really bad with detecting sarcasm/parody/comedy, but Lemmy is on a whole new level of missing the joke.

[-] Dirk_Darkly@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I've seen multiple communities where people not only miss the obvious joke, but they get angry at how there's no joke. It's truly something to behold.

[-] NOSin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe because there's no joke.

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

"The joke is I can't afford this house"

Marvelous

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No, the punchline is "I can't afford this house." It's humorous because the preceding story seems to build up to some anecdote about how having some money right now is less important than having more money later, or some other overdone trite non-observation, but it ends with the orator subverting your expectation that he can easily afford the house by admitting that not only can he not afford it, he in fact has no money and must find a way to make the entire $15,000,000 within one year.

Like all jokes, it's not funny if you don't get it, and if you only get it after someone explains it to you, it still won't be funny.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Some jokes are dumb.

[-] DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's clearly a joke, lighten up.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No, just regular mercury. It's still bad.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

no the Huffingâ„¢ variety has more uhhh toxins

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

This is a parody account

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