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Me to my players tonight, they deserve it
(ttrpg.network)
For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.
There's also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let's you cast some...interesting spells.
"Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's both."