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[–] theharber@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Animals that live up to their names ;

  • Sea cucumber
  • Woodpecker
  • Babadook
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do babadooks actually dook any babas?

[–] Iapar@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No but their ooks are ba-bad.

[–] theharber@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Ba-bad to the bone.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sea cucumber - not a cucumber

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I’ve never seen one cucumb.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

I once attended a traditional Chinese wedding and it's customary to serve sea cucumber soup as one of the dishes. Tales say it strengthens your fertility. Let me tell you, that shit is inedible. Soup is a euphemism, it's closer to a brine that has some penis-shaped object with gristle-like texture floating around.

It was probably the most expensive dish of the evening, but it was the only one I didn't finish.