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Like fr what's a horse gonna do with prep time?
Eat alfalfa. Jump the fence and be 10 miles away from where you expect it to be. You'll never find it before you have to sleep, and that's when it'll get ya.
Make decoy horses
Ok Odysseus
Get their armor
Make friends with a bunch of horse girls, and then make sure they bring guns to the fight
Contact the snail to radio in your position
Camouflage itself, horses are masters of disguise. You'll never see it coming.