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[-] PM_ME_WRISTS_GIRL@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 year ago

'Meltdown' is his default state. It would be news if he had a melt-up.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Trump Melt-Up Sandwich: $32. Made with stale white gas station bread, coated with cheeto crumbs, filled with moldy bologna with a side of dog shit

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Hi everyone it's me President Trump introducing the only official Trump Sandwich. It's got everything a sandwich should be with the outstanding quality you expect, you're truly going to love it. It's like luxury in your mouth I tell you, and look at this deal. I know you're thinking, "only this much for a sandwich? How can it be good? Well let me tell you, we have a great deal here that you'll only find through my official Trump brand." People are saying it's probably the best sandwich they've ever had, good people say this, people who love sandwiches, people who eat sandwiches every day... we love sandwiches don't we? Yes we love em! We love the sandwiches!! And now you're gonna love my sandwich, I know you are. I can't wait til you and all your loved ones try it, it's going to be so great, and it makes me so happy to share it with you.

[-] rifugee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sorry, way too coherent to be believable.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

NOT ENOUGH CAPS. SAD!

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Based on his Trump steak ad. It may take days of shooting to get 1:30 of clear dialogue, but they get it done.

[-] rifugee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Haha. I feel sorry for the crew on that one.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is a great idea actually. A real sandwich shop with one joke sandwich that's just totally gross. Uk some maga turd will order it just cuZ his entire personality is trump and just get rekt.

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's one of those hyperbolic headline words, in actuality it's a pathetic complain post that reads like all his others. I'm sure the judge will "absolutely obliterate" him later by sitting there and doing their job.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Are they selling tickets? I'd like a front row seat

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If you're in the US you got one!

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