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I hope I don't have to explain this one. No, NASA is not fighting Russia. It's just vatnik cope

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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 year ago

See they are part of the elite orbital drop troops that is a joint Airborne/NASA unit, with a specific mandate to spread Satanism.

/s for the chuds.

[-] nuke@yah.lol 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is exact conversation I had with Joe. I'm like send in the Marines and he just says "No! We're sending the National Association of Satanic Americans". Then he put on his aviators, praised the Dark Lord and left the room. How do I even respond to that??

[-] bioemerl@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago
[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

You retain records of the briefing for the senate sub-committe investigation.

[-] nuke@yah.lol 7 points 1 year ago

You kidding me?? I ain't tryna piss off no Dark Lord

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

He is going to be a hell of a lot more pissed that you didn't sell Joe out to save yourself. Didn't you get the memo on the misallocation of forces?

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Shh, we’re not supposed to talk about the ODSTs

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

That's why I put the clever little /s

[-] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Welp, pack it up guys, gals and nonbinary pals. They found out ‘Murica’s evil plan to spread Satanism and gayness

[-] wwaxen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Upvote for chuds. Almost downvote for not C.H.U.D.s but it's progress.

[-] petrescatraian@libranet.de 3 points 1 year ago
[-] nuke@yah.lol 16 points 1 year ago
[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

is it really Satanism if it's not gay?

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