I hope I don't have to explain this one. No, NASA is not fighting Russia. It's just vatnik cope
See they are part of the elite orbital drop troops that is a joint Airborne/NASA unit, with a specific mandate to spread Satanism.
/s for the chuds.
This is exact conversation I had with Joe. I'm like send in the Marines and he just says "No! We're sending the National Association of Satanic Americans". Then he put on his aviators, praised the Dark Lord and left the room. How do I even respond to that??
Salute
You retain records of the briefing for the senate sub-committe investigation.
You kidding me?? I ain't tryna piss off no Dark Lord
He is going to be a hell of a lot more pissed that you didn't sell Joe out to save yourself. Didn't you get the memo on the misallocation of forces?
Shh, we’re not supposed to talk about the ODSTs
That's why I put the clever little /s
Welp, pack it up guys, gals and nonbinary pals. They found out ‘Murica’s evil plan to spread Satanism and gayness
Upvote for chuds. Almost downvote for not C.H.U.D.s but it's progress.
Ukrainian losses: 17 HIMARS, 84 Storm Shadows, 37 F16, 169 MIM 104 Patriot, 2137 M1A1 Abrams and one space marine
Why even mention the two thousand Abrams tanks you destroyed if you managed to take out a Space Marine?? That's murder, arson, and jaywalking territory.
LOL, those came of Etsy. SOURCE: I buy patches off Etsy.
How did he not get raided by the FSB for ordering a patriotic US flag patch from the internet? Ruzzia’s back to the cold war as it is
No shame in your game, my second hand SpaceX patches live on polo shirts I wear in my adult lady life.
No one expects ~~The Spanish Inquisition~~ Space Force Commandos dropping from low orbit.
Orbitaly Deployed Space Troops?
I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill them all!
I would like to know more
Orbital Drop Shock Trooper
Pretty sure that one is copyrighted. I'll be sure to get the office of naval intelligence right on it.
Not to mention wrong way black trimmed flag. Punisher skull could be believable.
The Punisher skull is a symbol of being an edgelord which transcends national boundaries.
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Someone is still selling chinese trash to Russian teenagers, not eliminating tmu and al**ba drop shippers will be remembered as our greatest failure. Time to surrender. Put a gaudy, three striped windbreaker on the Lincoln statue. It's ovah.
"They walk on face of moon comrade: We must avenge this disrespect!"
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