this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Behold, the Euroslave, uncomprehending of what real freedom looks like.

I bet they would object to all the unnecessary preservatives that enhance the flavor, too.

/S

I had to add the /s because there are clearly people that don't understand humorous statements around here. Six of them at the moment.

[–] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Real freedom is dying of a heart attack at 30

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

You haven't really lived though until you've survived at least one heart attack and live with debt collectors at your back for all the medical debt you've incurred. THIS is the real American dream. Also diabetes.

Live fast die hard 🦅

[–] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

... while rolling coal