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[–] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Real freedom is dying of a heart attack at 30

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

You haven't really lived though until you've survived at least one heart attack and live with debt collectors at your back for all the medical debt you've incurred. THIS is the real American dream. Also diabetes.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 2 years ago

Live fast die hard 🦅

[–] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

... while rolling coal