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Poop knife is a must have. But what am i missing out on with a kitchen hammer.
Tenderizes steak. Advice, don't use the hammer in the restroom, and don't use the knife in the kitchen..
Clearly the poop hammer is for the restroom to ensure you have fork tender poops and the kitchen knife is for cutting summer sausage into manageable chunks.
Just get a decent sledge and go ham on your ham.
Tenderize the fuck out of everything. Steaks, chicken, pork, fish, eggs, bread, small children, milk, watermelons, you name it.