You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
This is at least the third time I've quoted this line on Lemmy in less than 5 months
Counterpoint: burrow speed.
The real way you get rid of a body is to feed it to pigs/wild hogs. Any Druid worth their salt would know this.
This is at least the third time I've quoted this line on Lemmy in less than 5 months
Don't they just need a pound of food every other day by D&D rules?
That's just the minimum to avoid starvation. There's no rules about overeating afaik.