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unicorns rule
(mastodon.n8vsi.com)
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You’re allowed to believe in a god. You’re allowed to believe unicorns live in your shoes for all I care. But the day you start telling me how to wear my shoes so I don’t upset the unicorns, I have a problem with you. The day you start involving the unicorns in making decisions for this country, I have a BIG problem with you.
-Matthew Shultz
How do you stop the unicorns from stabbing your toes tho?