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[-] gbuttersnaps@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Charisma is being able to sell a fruit salad with tomatoes in it.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 1 year ago

Dexterity is hacking everything into nice looking pieces.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Malovelence is scooping the entire oily thing with your hands and shoving it into the nearest hole.

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Strength is cutting the cutting board in half while you're cutting up the tomatoes.

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