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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] buh@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

What if instead of continuous integration we had continuous Disintegration, where you code while listening to The Cure on repeat

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