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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] will_a113@lemmy.ml 218 points 11 months ago

Having a hard time determining whether this is sarcasm or not. Then I see the phrase "JavaScript Engineer" and become doubly confused.

[-] Quik@infosec.pub 42 points 11 months ago

I think the latter makes clear that this is a joke account, doesn’t it?

[-] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Node: "Am I a joke to you?"

[-] Jesus_666@feddit.de 23 points 11 months ago

Yes.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Yes.

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