Laser tanks are impractical. What if the enemy wears mirrored shades? That laser goes right back and kills you instead. You don't want your 100 million dollar tank to be taken out by a pair of Ray-Bans.

has dust changed

Dust. Dust never changes.

Also, Ubuntu is moving towards using snaps for everything so they're pretty much the successor to PPAs.

Notable for being a class of substances that freaks out Erowid, a website that otherwise thinks that just about every drug can be used safely if you know what you're doing. If it freaks them out it freaks me out.

Soon they will launch their new product, Copy of New Teams Classic (work or school) (2).

"One of them is responsible for unspeakable atrocities and the loss of millions of lives. The other made some tweets that negatively affected stock prices. It's hard to tell which is worse."

Ah, good old Book of Erotic Fantasy. It's so gloriously stupid that everyone should own a copy. That table is by far not the silliest part of the book.

It's only bested by the official sex rulebook for The Dark Eye, which is an April Fools joke that spiraled out of control and has actual rules for intercourse – deliberately bureaucratic and unsexy ones included purely as a "you asked for it" joke at the reader's expense.

I still remember when we started doing data science in school and I was held back by my CPU's lack of enterprise remote management capabilities. If only I had a vPro-enabled CPU back then!

I also got an F in eSports class that year but that was for unrelated reasons.

(Just how much coke did Intel's marketing department do to come up with this presentation?)

40 yo you embracing the name again because you realized that agonizing over what random people think about a perfectly fine username isn't worth your time.

(I could've made a picture here but I'm also not agonizing over what random people think about my laziness.)

monkey's paw curls

Okay, nicotine is now a Schedule II drug. You need a prescription to buy anything with nicotine in it.

Also, we load the JavaScript from five different CDNs, some of which are horrifically slow today. We also make sure to only load some of the scripts after others have been successfully loaded so uMatrix users have to refresh the page a dozen times.

Süddeutscher: Hui! Hahaha! Heut ist eine Gaudi und alle sind dabei! Party Party Party!

Norddeutscher: Ich sitze mit meinem Kumpel auf einem Deich, niemand sagt etwas und wir sehen der Sonne beim Untergehen zu.

Beide: Das ist Lebensfreude.

An sich ist deutsche Bierwerbung gar nicht so uneinheitlich.