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Merge then review (programming.dev)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 34 points 1 year ago

Keep everyone awake and on their toes.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

You're not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

[-] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago

New employees are responsible of at least 75℅ of documentation clarification and process overhaul.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm totally on board with process overhaul. Ours was stupid when I started, I said it was stupid, and nothing changed. If someone else comes in and can say it's stupid more convincingly than me, that's great.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who me? No, must be someone else with my name you're thinking of.

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