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Merge then review (programming.dev)
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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

As one of our most important customers, we've greenlit you for our cutting edge early access. Most people need to wait weeks for the features you get today!

We’ve been doing that the wrong way, offering a discount if they were willing to try the early features.

This is the big money reasoning that I should suggest to the bosses.

this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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