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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

That's a relief because I thought I'd stumbled into LinkedIn Lunatics for a hot second.

[-] termus@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago

Linkedin is for lunatics. Just a bunch of goobers giving digital handjobs to each other.

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