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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

have the author address issues after the merge.

Hahahahahahaha. Sorry, you've merged, next ticket, PM needs shiny results for execs this QBR!

This is how bug backlogs grow.

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

This exactly. By the time they notice a problem you are three tickets down and on to the next sprint.

[–] Deifyed@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I see your point. Maybe my employers are different, it's never been an issue explaining why the ticket isn't closed just because the PR is merged

[–] karmiclychee@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Oof, I felt this