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Merge then review (programming.dev)
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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

I just commit directly to master with auto-deploy like a real cowboy, yee-haw!

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why review at all when the users will do this for you? Merge, deploy and move on. If it's broken they'll tell you.

I'm definitely going to start doing this at work. We don't want our embedded firmware for medical devices to get stale.

[-] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Right? Who needs a QA team when you can use real live customers for testing

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

It's the Microsoft way.

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