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Merge then review (programming.dev)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Get the value to production

Ugh, not this SAFe Agile (tm) cultist bullshit. The "value" is working, bug free code, which you get when you put it through review and QA before it gets to production.

[-] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

There is no value in spaghetti piled on top of rotten spaghetti. Tech iCal debt is real and if you're just shippin it and plan to fix it later, y'all gonna have a bad time. Nothing more permanent than a temporary workaround.

[-] Deifyed@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

There's often features and bug fixes worth more than the ones introduced in the PR. I've yet to see bug free code just because it's went through review and QA.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Surely you've seen bugs caught because code went through review and QA though. Those are bugs that would go into production if following the "advice" in this post.

[-] Deifyed@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

I'm saying identify the bugs through review, and fix them. Just do it in a new PR unless they are critical

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