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Conservative Relative’s Description Of Chicago Clearly Came Directly From Dante’s ‘Inferno’ (www.theonion.com)

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[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm from Chicago and my conservative, suburban family members all think and speak like this. Making comments about avoiding anything "south of" means you're racist. Always. I live on the southside. Throw in some disparaging remarks about the pride parade and you've got yourself an exact replica.

I fucking hate them.