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Merge then review
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I commented out the tests because they were failing, pipelines were green so I merged. Now it's running on prod. What do you do?
Fire you for destroying the tests. It's intentional sabotage.
Give you public kudos for moving fast and breaking things. We need more fearless cowboys like you around here
I would fire you for incompetence and sabotage. Problem solved.