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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] agilob@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

you are supposed to have written the tests and to have written your code with pair programming,

I commented out the tests because they were failing, pipelines were green so I merged. Now it's running on prod. What do you do?

[-] silencioso@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Fire you for destroying the tests. It's intentional sabotage.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Give you public kudos for moving fast and breaking things. We need more fearless cowboys like you around here

[-] Blackthorn@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

I would fire you for incompetence and sabotage. Problem solved.

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