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submitted 2 years ago by NotSpez@lemm.ee to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

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horseshoe crab (not a horseshoe; not a crab)
peacock (has no cock)
sand dollar (not made of sand, actually costs 13 dollars)
butterfly (does not contain butter)
jellyfish (not a fish)
cuttlefish (see above)
vampire squid (not a vampire)
bearded dragon (beardless)
bald eagle (is not bald)
sunfish (will not kill you within minutes due to intense heat as you approach it)
ping pong tree sponge (cannot play ping pong)
praying mantis (atheist)