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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2 for money

3 for everything else. Think about it! Assuming you can teleport in any direction as fast as you can think then you can fly, move super fast, dodge any attack, pass through thin barriers (such as fences, thin walls, etc) swim super fast and depending on the rules of this power maybe you can poop really fast by teleporting away but leaving your poop behind!

[-] debil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: the act of teleportation is extremely tasking both physically and mentally. Even the most capable persons haven't been able to teleport more than twice a day.

[-] Gloomy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

What is this, lost earth?

[-] rutenl@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

If you fly by teleportation you'd still accelerate towards the ground from gravity and when you land you'll splat

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

What if we teleport upside down temporarily? Would we accelerate 'Up' for a moment, thus decelerating?

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No, you're teleporting, you instantly appear 7 inches away. In the time it takes you to teleporting again, no matter how short, you will start falling and gaining velocity.

does the teleporting retain the velocity?

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But does teleporting reset momentum?

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Unless otherwise stated, I assume all relative inertia is preserved.

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